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"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
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Same
On the daily.
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GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
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Imagine an Earthquake during sex…

TURBO BOOST ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
omg that ^ lmfaoo
ROFL
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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
Reblogged from the-absolute-best-posts
source: fuckyeahsterekfeels
