1. "Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

    - Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via jinxflinger)
  2. GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX

    • QUEEN/KING OF _____???
    • PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
    • EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
  3. Imagine an Earthquake during sex…

    sodamnrelatable:

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    TURBO BOOST ! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    omg that ^ lmfaoo

    ROFL

     

  4. iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

    iwishtoreportaburglary:

    thefamilyphantom:

    ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

    karen-valentine:

    chianina:

    heyfunniest:

    image

    Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

    They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

    what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

    I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

    men are pussies

    Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

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